- Lump Of Pig
- Chopped Cabbage
- Grated Carrot
I’m just gonna find a lump of pig. I’m going to combine the two best bits their lifestyle slow-cooked Pig and some sizzurp. I’m going to start with an onion for your marinades shove it in the bowl easy. I’m going to shove in some canned cherries just too and then you need your cherry coke the skanks drink of choice slosh it in whatever sweet you want it just measure everything by eye okay.
I’m not a monster you can’t just ate pork and bread. I’m going to do a side of coleslaw a traditional deep south dish I think normal coleslaw chopped onions chopped cabbage, grated carrot and then it’s covered in mayonnaise but that’s rank so,I’m going to throw in a coconut smoothie just to make it a bit more tropical which color smells like shampoo that’s going to taste delicious so in keeping with my exotic roots in Barnet okay so, I’ve been waiting all day for my sizzurp pork baby to cook so, now it’s finally the big wheel look at that all the fat from the pig is melted into this scissor and the cherry cola what other meal can you get by in now she’s going to chomp it down and slip into a scissor and meat coma our booth.